Mozart: You’re probably a very happy person overall. It’s a little basic, but still an excellent choice. He’s popular for a reason.

Beethoven: Either you’re slightly edgy, or you’ve tortured people with your terrible rendition of Für Elise. Or both. (Probably both.)

1. S. Bach: You are very meticulous and have great attention to detail. There is nothing more satisfying to you than that moment where you finally manage to fit everything together and it all just clicks into place. This is a bit of a stretch, but this might mean you like the satisfaction of solving an equation in math class. 

Haydn: You are very whimsical, and you have a… defined… sense of humor. No comment on whether it is a good sense of humor, but it is definitely defined. 

Tchaikovsky: You love drama, but hate when you’re involved in it. You’re super emotional, and I bet you just love to storm into your room and blast music into your headphones whenever something stresses you out. 

Chopin: You’re the type of person to make eye contact with someone for a split second and immediately start planning every minute detail of the wedding, down to the seating arrangements. You also probably have to physically restrain yourself when you hear people butcher his name. You’re also pretty emotional, just like a Tchaikovsky fan. 

Vivaldi: You’re young and free-spirited at heart, and you are very strongly in touch with your inner child, but you’re also super chill. Overall, a great person to be around. 

Liszt: You probably know how to play an instrument. You also have amazing taste. However, you’ll probably never be able to play any of his pieces, but that won’t stop you from trying… Also, I feel like you’re a cat person. 

Rachmaninoff: I imagine you as an even moodier version of a Tchaikovsky/Chopin fan. You also may or may not have six hands. 

Debussy: You’re slightly moody, very laid-back, perhaps a bit introverted, and thoughtful. Just like a Chopin fan, you have to physically restrain yourself whenever you hear people butcher his name. Also, you have amazing taste. This is an excellent pick and I hope that both sides of your pillow are the perfect temperature tonight. 

(Robert) Schumann: You have a unique taste. His music is definitely not for everyone, but you like it, and that’s what matters. You like to take things slow and appreciate the smaller things in life. 

Handel: Handel fans seem pretty chill compared to fans of other classical musicians. A little bit too chill. You’re probably preparing some sort of devious master plan for world domination?

Xenakis: This is a very niche pick; if he is truthfully your favorite composer, you definitely like math. Like you really, really like math. Honestly, it’s slightly scary. 

Sorabji: I don’t think you actually like his music. I think you just picked a niche, quirky composer with literally unplayable pieces and went off of that, because you’re just soooo quirky and unique. Unless you genuinely like his music (unlikely, but possible) in which case you are an enigmatic, unreadable mystery…

John Williams: You like movies? I mean, there’s not really much else I can say about this one.