Breaking News!

A new virus has leaked from the United States Department of Meme Investigations (DOME) and has been officially named the Vir-67 by virologists. It is extremely contagious and makes people do the 67 meme nonstop, effectively behaving as a zombie virus!
This is clearly a matter of utmost importance for the US; 67 was so 2025. In the big ’26, we need to find new ways to express ourselves in a culturally enriching way. Who knows, maybe the next big thing will be 78, and the DOME will create a Vir-78!
There have already been some tragic cases reported. The offices of famous celebrities such as LeBron James and Tom Cruz have released public statements stating that they contracted Vir-67. Thankfully, the virus is not deadly, but it is time-consuming, meaning that unfortunately, LeBron will not be back on the court by the next game.
Thankfully, a cure has been discovered! In a series of bizarre events, it has been revealed that by saying among us memes and dabbing, we can cure those who have been infected by Vir-67. Notably, Michael Jordan got cured after 67 hours of being exposed to The Achoo’s trained dabbers. Poetic, isn’t it?